Terms & Conditions + Privacy Policy

Last updated: June 20, 2025

🧾 TERMS & CONDITIONS

By visiting our site, placing an order, or just lurking around for boob cookie pics, you agree to the following:

1. Ordering Stuff

  • All cookies are made to order with real, perishable ingredients.

  • Once an order is placed, it's baked into the timeline. We do not offer refunds or cancellations unless something wild happens on our end.

  • If you're ordering custom shapes (like…mushroom d*cks), give us enough notice. We’re funny, not magical.

2. Returns + Refunds

  • No returns on edible goods. That’s a health thing, not a “we hate you” thing.

  • If your order arrives damaged, send us a photo within 48 hours and we’ll sort it out like grownups.

3. Allergy Disclaimer

  • These cookies are made in a kitchen that uses nuts, eggs, dairy, coconut, and possibly bad words.

  • We cannot guarantee a 100% allergen-free environment. Order at your own delicious risk.

4. Weird Shaped Cookie Warning

  • You are knowingly purchasing cookies shaped like body parts, plants, pipes, and other inappropriate objects. If this offends you, we kindly invite you to shop somewhere else.

5. Right to Refuse Service

  • We reserve the right to cancel or deny orders that feel sketchy, rude, or wildly unreasonable.

🔒 PRIVACY POLICY

We respect your privacy almost as much as we respect your right to eat vulva cookies at a baby shower.

1. What We Collect

  • When you buy cookies, contact us, or sign up for emails, we collect:

    • Your name

    • Email

    • Shipping address

    • Payment info (processed securely through third parties like Stripe, PayPal, etc.)

We do not sell your data, ever.

2. How We Use It

  • To process orders

  • To send you occasional cookie news or promos (only if you opt in)

  • To keep this business running without us pulling our hair out

3. Cookies (Not the Edible Kind)

  • This site may use basic cookies (the tech kind) to improve functionality. Nothing creepy. No tracking you across the internet. We're too busy baking.

4. Data Protection

  • Your info is stored securely and only accessed when needed.

  • We use trusted platforms with built-in encryption and privacy protection.

🥣 Questions? Concerns?

Email us at ohmamasobaked@gmail.com
Or DM us on Instagram @ohmamasobaked

Now sit down, shut up, and eat the damn cookie.