Terms & Conditions + Privacy Policy
Last updated: June 20, 2025
🧾 TERMS & CONDITIONS
By visiting our site, placing an order, or just lurking around for boob cookie pics, you agree to the following:
1. Ordering Stuff
All cookies are made to order with real, perishable ingredients.
Once an order is placed, it's baked into the timeline. We do not offer refunds or cancellations unless something wild happens on our end.
If you're ordering custom shapes (like…mushroom d*cks), give us enough notice. We’re funny, not magical.
2. Returns + Refunds
No returns on edible goods. That’s a health thing, not a “we hate you” thing.
If your order arrives damaged, send us a photo within 48 hours and we’ll sort it out like grownups.
3. Allergy Disclaimer
These cookies are made in a kitchen that uses nuts, eggs, dairy, coconut, and possibly bad words.
We cannot guarantee a 100% allergen-free environment. Order at your own delicious risk.
4. Weird Shaped Cookie Warning
You are knowingly purchasing cookies shaped like body parts, plants, pipes, and other inappropriate objects. If this offends you, we kindly invite you to shop somewhere else.
5. Right to Refuse Service
We reserve the right to cancel or deny orders that feel sketchy, rude, or wildly unreasonable.
🔒 PRIVACY POLICY
We respect your privacy almost as much as we respect your right to eat vulva cookies at a baby shower.
1. What We Collect
When you buy cookies, contact us, or sign up for emails, we collect:
Your name
Email
Shipping address
Payment info (processed securely through third parties like Stripe, PayPal, etc.)
We do not sell your data, ever.
2. How We Use It
To process orders
To send you occasional cookie news or promos (only if you opt in)
To keep this business running without us pulling our hair out
3. Cookies (Not the Edible Kind)
This site may use basic cookies (the tech kind) to improve functionality. Nothing creepy. No tracking you across the internet. We're too busy baking.
4. Data Protection
Your info is stored securely and only accessed when needed.
We use trusted platforms with built-in encryption and privacy protection.
🥣 Questions? Concerns?
Email us at ohmamasobaked@gmail.com
Or DM us on Instagram @ohmamasobaked
Now sit down, shut up, and eat the damn cookie.