The Cookie Cult

from $80.00

Welcome to the inner circle. The Cookie Cult is your initiation into the weird, wild, and wildly satisfying world of Oh Mama So Baked. This curated sampler box includes a mix of our most iconic cookies: 3D boobs, mushrooms, pipes, vaginas, and more. Plus a rotating selection of flavors and toppings. Some are soft. Some are spicy. All are unapologetically baked. Perfect for gifting, parties, rituals, or full-moon snack attacks.

20 cookies come in each box

Ingredients:

  • Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up

  • Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy

  • Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you

  • Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of

  • Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes

  • Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one

The Flavors:

  • The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)

  • Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)

  • Moody Bitch (Chocolate)

  • Petal to the Metal (Rose)

  • Acid Trip (Yuzu)

  • Citrus Slut (Orange)

  • Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)

  • Savory Savage (Miso + Tamari)

The Cap Vibes:

  • Plain

  • Floral (Mixed edible flowers)

  • Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)

Storage:

  • Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days

  • Store in the fridge for up to 7 days

  • Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)

Flavor:
Shape:

Welcome to the inner circle. The Cookie Cult is your initiation into the weird, wild, and wildly satisfying world of Oh Mama So Baked. This curated sampler box includes a mix of our most iconic cookies: 3D boobs, mushrooms, pipes, vaginas, and more. Plus a rotating selection of flavors and toppings. Some are soft. Some are spicy. All are unapologetically baked. Perfect for gifting, parties, rituals, or full-moon snack attacks.

20 cookies come in each box

Ingredients:

  • Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up

  • Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy

  • Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you

  • Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of

  • Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes

  • Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one

The Flavors:

  • The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)

  • Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)

  • Moody Bitch (Chocolate)

  • Petal to the Metal (Rose)

  • Acid Trip (Yuzu)

  • Citrus Slut (Orange)

  • Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)

  • Savory Savage (Miso + Tamari)

The Cap Vibes:

  • Plain

  • Floral (Mixed edible flowers)

  • Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)

Storage:

  • Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days

  • Store in the fridge for up to 7 days

  • Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)