


The Cookie Cult
Welcome to the inner circle. The Cookie Cult is your initiation into the weird, wild, and wildly satisfying world of Oh Mama So Baked. This curated sampler box includes a mix of our most iconic cookies: 3D boobs, mushrooms, pipes, vaginas, and more. Plus a rotating selection of flavors and toppings. Some are soft. Some are spicy. All are unapologetically baked. Perfect for gifting, parties, rituals, or full-moon snack attacks.
20 cookies come in each box
Ingredients:
Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up
Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy
Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you
Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of
Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes
Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one
The Flavors:
The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)
Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)
Moody Bitch (Chocolate)
Petal to the Metal (Rose)
Acid Trip (Yuzu)
Citrus Slut (Orange)
Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)
Savory Savage (Miso + Tamari)
The Cap Vibes:
Plain
Floral (Mixed edible flowers)
Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)
Storage:
Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days
Store in the fridge for up to 7 days
Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)
Welcome to the inner circle. The Cookie Cult is your initiation into the weird, wild, and wildly satisfying world of Oh Mama So Baked. This curated sampler box includes a mix of our most iconic cookies: 3D boobs, mushrooms, pipes, vaginas, and more. Plus a rotating selection of flavors and toppings. Some are soft. Some are spicy. All are unapologetically baked. Perfect for gifting, parties, rituals, or full-moon snack attacks.
20 cookies come in each box
Ingredients:
Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up
Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy
Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you
Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of
Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes
Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one
The Flavors:
The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)
Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)
Moody Bitch (Chocolate)
Petal to the Metal (Rose)
Acid Trip (Yuzu)
Citrus Slut (Orange)
Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)
Savory Savage (Miso + Tamari)
The Cap Vibes:
Plain
Floral (Mixed edible flowers)
Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)
Storage:
Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days
Store in the fridge for up to 7 days
Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)
Welcome to the inner circle. The Cookie Cult is your initiation into the weird, wild, and wildly satisfying world of Oh Mama So Baked. This curated sampler box includes a mix of our most iconic cookies: 3D boobs, mushrooms, pipes, vaginas, and more. Plus a rotating selection of flavors and toppings. Some are soft. Some are spicy. All are unapologetically baked. Perfect for gifting, parties, rituals, or full-moon snack attacks.
20 cookies come in each box
Ingredients:
Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up
Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy
Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you
Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of
Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes
Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one
The Flavors:
The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)
Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)
Moody Bitch (Chocolate)
Petal to the Metal (Rose)
Acid Trip (Yuzu)
Citrus Slut (Orange)
Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)
Savory Savage (Miso + Tamari)
The Cap Vibes:
Plain
Floral (Mixed edible flowers)
Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)
Storage:
Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days
Store in the fridge for up to 7 days
Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)