The Mushroom Cookie

from $10.00

A fully sculpted, real-food cookie shaped like a dreamy little mushroom. Blushing cap, golden stem, chewy inside. These whimsical snacks are made for weird girl picnics, goddess gatherings, herbal tea rituals, and stoned strolls through the forest (or just your kitchen). Sweet without added sugar. Playful without preservatives.

Ingredients:

  • Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up

  • Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy

  • Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you

  • Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of

  • Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes

  • Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one

The Flavors:

  • The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)

  • Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)

  • Moody Bitch (Chocolate)

  • Petal to the Metal (Rose)

  • Acid Trip (Yuzu)

  • Citrus Slut (Orange)

  • Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)

  • Savory Savage (Miso + Shoyu)

The Cap Vibes:

  • Plain

  • Floral (Mixed edible flowers)

  • Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)

Storage:

  • Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days

  • Store in the fridge for up to 7 days

  • Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)

The Cap Vibe:
Flavor:

A fully sculpted, real-food cookie shaped like a dreamy little mushroom. Blushing cap, golden stem, chewy inside. These whimsical snacks are made for weird girl picnics, goddess gatherings, herbal tea rituals, and stoned strolls through the forest (or just your kitchen). Sweet without added sugar. Playful without preservatives.

Ingredients:

  • Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up

  • Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy

  • Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you

  • Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of

  • Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes

  • Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one

The Flavors:

  • The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)

  • Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)

  • Moody Bitch (Chocolate)

  • Petal to the Metal (Rose)

  • Acid Trip (Yuzu)

  • Citrus Slut (Orange)

  • Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)

  • Savory Savage (Miso + Shoyu)

The Cap Vibes:

  • Plain

  • Floral (Mixed edible flowers)

  • Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)

Storage:

  • Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days

  • Store in the fridge for up to 7 days

  • Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)