


The Mushroom Cookie
A fully sculpted, real-food cookie shaped like a dreamy little mushroom. Blushing cap, golden stem, chewy inside. These whimsical snacks are made for weird girl picnics, goddess gatherings, herbal tea rituals, and stoned strolls through the forest (or just your kitchen). Sweet without added sugar. Playful without preservatives.
Ingredients:
Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up
Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy
Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you
Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of
Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes
Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one
The Flavors:
The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)
Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)
Moody Bitch (Chocolate)
Petal to the Metal (Rose)
Acid Trip (Yuzu)
Citrus Slut (Orange)
Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)
Savory Savage (Miso + Shoyu)
The Cap Vibes:
Plain
Floral (Mixed edible flowers)
Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)
Storage:
Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days
Store in the fridge for up to 7 days
Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)
A fully sculpted, real-food cookie shaped like a dreamy little mushroom. Blushing cap, golden stem, chewy inside. These whimsical snacks are made for weird girl picnics, goddess gatherings, herbal tea rituals, and stoned strolls through the forest (or just your kitchen). Sweet without added sugar. Playful without preservatives.
Ingredients:
Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up
Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy
Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you
Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of
Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes
Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one
The Flavors:
The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)
Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)
Moody Bitch (Chocolate)
Petal to the Metal (Rose)
Acid Trip (Yuzu)
Citrus Slut (Orange)
Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)
Savory Savage (Miso + Shoyu)
The Cap Vibes:
Plain
Floral (Mixed edible flowers)
Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)
Storage:
Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days
Store in the fridge for up to 7 days
Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)
A fully sculpted, real-food cookie shaped like a dreamy little mushroom. Blushing cap, golden stem, chewy inside. These whimsical snacks are made for weird girl picnics, goddess gatherings, herbal tea rituals, and stoned strolls through the forest (or just your kitchen). Sweet without added sugar. Playful without preservatives.
Ingredients:
Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up
Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy
Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you
Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of
Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes
Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one
The Flavors:
The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)
Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)
Moody Bitch (Chocolate)
Petal to the Metal (Rose)
Acid Trip (Yuzu)
Citrus Slut (Orange)
Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)
Savory Savage (Miso + Shoyu)
The Cap Vibes:
Plain
Floral (Mixed edible flowers)
Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)
Storage:
Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days
Store in the fridge for up to 7 days
Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)