The Pipe Cookie
Pack it. Bite it. Bliss out.
This 3D baked cookie pipe is your gateway snack to chill. Whether you toke or not, this cookie brings big stoner energy with zero actual THC…just nutrient-dense ingredients and vibes that say “I microdose mushrooms and bake in a bra.” Perfect for gifting to your dealer, your grandma, or yourself when you're high and horny in the kitchen.
Ingredients:
Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up
Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy
Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you
Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of
Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes
Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one
The Flavors:
The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)
Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)
Moody Bitch (Chocolate)
Petal to the Metal (Rose)
Acid Trip (Yuzu)
Citrus Slut (Orange)
Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)
Savory Savage (Miso + Shoyu)
The Cap Vibes:
Plain
Floral (Mixed edible flowers)
Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)
Storage:
Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days
Store in the fridge for up to 7 days
Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)
Pack it. Bite it. Bliss out.
This 3D baked cookie pipe is your gateway snack to chill. Whether you toke or not, this cookie brings big stoner energy with zero actual THC…just nutrient-dense ingredients and vibes that say “I microdose mushrooms and bake in a bra.” Perfect for gifting to your dealer, your grandma, or yourself when you're high and horny in the kitchen.
Ingredients:
Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up
Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy
Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you
Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of
Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes
Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one
The Flavors:
The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)
Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)
Moody Bitch (Chocolate)
Petal to the Metal (Rose)
Acid Trip (Yuzu)
Citrus Slut (Orange)
Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)
Savory Savage (Miso + Shoyu)
The Cap Vibes:
Plain
Floral (Mixed edible flowers)
Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)
Storage:
Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days
Store in the fridge for up to 7 days
Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)
Pack it. Bite it. Bliss out.
This 3D baked cookie pipe is your gateway snack to chill. Whether you toke or not, this cookie brings big stoner energy with zero actual THC…just nutrient-dense ingredients and vibes that say “I microdose mushrooms and bake in a bra.” Perfect for gifting to your dealer, your grandma, or yourself when you're high and horny in the kitchen.
Ingredients:
Almond Flour – For that good fat and vitamin E glow-up
Tapioca Starch – Gut-friendly fluff that keeps things chewy
Vital Performance Vanilla Protein Powder – So your hair, skin, nails, and muscles don’t give up on you
Homemade Ghee – Hormone-happy fats your grandma would approve of
Egg – Choline, protein, and vibes
Maple Syrup – Just enough to satisfy that sugar demon without turning you into one
The Flavors:
The OG (Buttery + Vanilla)
Harvest Hoe (Pumpkin Spice)
Moody Bitch (Chocolate)
Petal to the Metal (Rose)
Acid Trip (Yuzu)
Citrus Slut (Orange)
Hot Mess (Cinnamon + Ginger)
Savory Savage (Miso + Shoyu)
The Cap Vibes:
Plain
Floral (Mixed edible flowers)
Frosted (Forsting made with powder sugar - get over it)
Storage:
Keep in a cool, dry place for up to 4–5 days
Store in the fridge for up to 7 days
Freeze for up to 1 month (use parchment or compostable wrap to layer like a pro)